Mark of the Dragon
by JW Troemner
GENRE: Urban
Fantasy
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Rosario Hernandez doesn't ask for much. She'd like to sleep on a
bed instead of a sidewalk, to know where her next meal is coming from, and
maybe, if she's really feeling optimistic, to get a girlfriend. More than
anything, though, she wants her best friend Arkay to not murder anyone— because
Arkay is a dragon, claws and all, and she has a penchant for vigilante justice.
When Arkay's latest escapade goes sour, Rosario gets stuck with a stolen van
and a cooler full of human organs. Now they're on the run, and it's not just
the cops who want answers. The owner of the cooler is still out there, and they
want to replace what they've lost— by any means necessary.
EXCERPT:
The
Cooler:
“What
have ya got there?” Raimo asked when his inspection reached the back of the
van.
“No
clue,” I said, coming around front. “The guy we got this from said he was
delivering something.”
“Like
what, a case of beer?” He tipped the box back a few inches, and it made a wet
gravelly sound. “It looks like a cooler.”
“Must
have been some excellent beer,” I said, tapping the padlock that sealed the
lid. “You don’t get ice boxes like this at Walmart.”
An
excited grin crossed Raimo’s face. “Let’s find out, shall we? Give me a
second.” He vanished into the garage and came out with what I could only
describe as a murder weapon. “Watch your fingers, Hiccup.”
This wasn’t
a friendly little set of bolt cutters. It had wicked blades nearly as long as
“Isn’t that a bit excessive?” I asked.
“I know,
right?” he squealed. “I just got her in. Isn’t she gorgeous? I’m going to call
her Matilda.”
“Ooh,
did Raimo get a new toy?” Arkay called from inside. “I wanna see!” She bounded out to join us, bits of moisture
still dripping down from her damp hair.
The
padlock could probably have been pulled off with a solid pull, but Raimo caught
the remaining sliver of metal between Matilda’s jaws with an almost dainty
twist. Another roar, and the pieces fell away.
“All
right,” Arkay said, taking the lid with both hands. “Let’s see what we’ve got
here.”
Matilda
hit the floor with a solid thunk as Raimo stumbled back. “Jesus Christ!”
It took
me a moment longer to make sense of the metallic, meaty smell and the sudden
flash of red.
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Booklover Sue Asks:
What is your favorite scene in your new release?
That’s
a great question!
This
weekend I’ll be launching the penultimate story in the Urban Dragon series, Remnants and Revenants. The book gets
back into one of my favorite things—exploring abandoned factories in
near-absolute darkness. I’m a big fan of spelunking and urban exploration both,
so if you ever have the chance (and the permission—don’t do anything illegal!)
to explore dark scary places, I highly recommend it. And if you don’t, you can
live vicariously through everybody’s favorite dragon.
In
my favorite scene in R&R, Arkay comes face-to-face with the reanimated
skeleton of another dragon. If you’ve read any of the rest of the series, you’ll
know that dragons in this series are a particularly vain, territorial,
confrontational bunch. So of course, this meeting turns into a total sass-off.
Dragons are by far my favorite thing to write, because they don’t know the
meaning of the word subtlety. Everything they do is overblown and over-the-top,
and it means they can go from being utterly terrifying to absolutely ridiculous
in record time—or they can be both at the same time. After all, it’s a giant
fire-breathing intelligent lizard that can eat you, regardless of its life
choices. It makes for the most fun writing, and I really hope it’s just as much
fun to read.
If
that sounds like your cup of tea, here’s a sample of that scene:
My light glinted along the
carved surface of a femur, […] still porous and unpolished. The bones shifted
with a light clatter, tilting to better catch the light.
If there’d been any doubt in
my mind that it was a dragon, it evaporated.
It was wrapped dramatically
around the entrance we’d come through, waiting for my flashlight to strike its
skull, posing like this was a goddamn photoshoot instead of an ambush.
Look at my bones. Aren’t they pretty? Aren’t they
grand? Don’t I impress you? Gaze upon me and tremble, puny mortals.
“It couldn’t just be a
giant-ass skeleton,” I muttered. “Oh, no. It had to be a diva.”
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JW Troemner was born in Germany
and immigrated to the United States, where she lives with her partner in a
house full of pets. Most days she can be found gazing longingly at sinkholes
and abandoned buildings.
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/JWTroemner
Website: http://jwtroemner.com/
Mailing list: http://eepurl.com/bRaRF5
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GIVEAWAY:
JW Troemner will
be awarding $25 Amazon or Barnes and Noble GC to a randomly drawn winner via
rafflecopter during the tour.
Thank you for having me here today, Booklover Sue!
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