Undead Dating
Service, #1
Author: Juliet Lyons
ISBN: 9781492645306
Pub date: May 2, 2017
Genre: Paranormal Romance
WOMAN SEEKING VAMPIRE:
Likes to keep things casual
Absolutely no poetry
Zero romance required.
Silver Harris is over
clingy men—maybe men altogether. But when she shares a toe-curling kiss with a
sexy Irish vampire on New Year's Eve, she wonders if maybe it's human men she's
fed up with. Silver turns to the popular vampire dating site, V-Date, only to
discover that vampire men are just as unimpressive as their mortal
counterparts. And her mysterious hottie? He’s nowhere to be found.
Can’t a girl catch a break?
Logan Byrne can't get that
sassy redhead—or that kiss!—out of his head. When his boss assigns him to spy
on V-Date, he meets Silver again. Turns out, the police are recruiting humans
to snitch on vampires through the dating site. As the snark and sparks
fly, feelings between Silver and Logan deepen. But, when old demons
resurface—literally—Logan isn't sure he can shield either of them from the
dangers that have been lying in wait for centuries.
10 ways to tell if your date is actually
a vampire
1. They only want to meet at night, using the excuse
that they’re not ‘a morning person’.
2. On a date to the beach, you catch them harassing
the lady in the mini mart to check the stock room for Hawaiian Tropics factor 500.
3. When you get a papercut, they’re oddly excited.
4. They’re still not over their ex. Even though the
latter has been dead for two hundred years.
5. Every time you mention a church wedding they recoil
in horror*.
6. They often refer to Eric from True Blood as someone
who ‘has their shit together.’
7. They drink a lot of red wine, but never seem drunk.
Wait—is that actually wine?
8. They have pale, flawless skin despite the fact
you’ve never once seen them cleanse and/or moisturize.
9. When watching any kind of sporting event, they
constantly scoff and sneer at the athletes. ‘Please!
Is that the best they can do?’
10.
They are
particularly keen to remind you that the neck is a top five erogenous zone...
*Does not necessarily mean
they are a vampire. Mortals—particularly males—are also prone to behaving in
this way.
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JULIET LYONS is a paranormal romance
author from the UK. She holds a degree in Spanish and Latin American studies
and works part-time in a local primary school where she spends far too much
time discussing Harry Potter. Since joining global storytelling site Wattpad in
2014, her work has received millions of hits online and gained a legion of fans
from all over the world. When she is not writing, Juliet enjoys reading and
spending time with her family. Visit: www.julietlyons.co.uk
Social Networking Links:
Website:
https://www.julietlyons.co.uk/
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