Life’s
A Beach
Hawaii
Heat Series, Book
One
Jamie
K. Schmidt
Genre: Contemporary Romance
Publisher: Random House, Loveswept
Date of Publication: 1/5/16
ISBN: 9781101886588 * ASIN: B00VZZ2PA2
Number of pages: 232 * Word Count: 65,000-words
Book Description:
Amelia Parker has booked a two-week
vacation to Maui to surprise her boyfriend on their second anniversary. She
works as a concierge in a boutique hotel in Manhattan. Her boss demands she
cancels her vacation because her back-up has quit, leaving him without coverage
for a major convention. Amelia won’t be able to get her money back and her boss
won’t reimburse her. When she stands firm about still going on the vacation she
booked a year ago, she gets fired. Amelia goes back home to her boyfriend’s apartment
that she shares with him. She catches him in bed with the barista of her
favorite coffee shop.
Amelia is out of a job
Out of an apartment
Out of a relationship
And shit out of coffee
When Amelia arrives in Maui, newly
single and unemployed, she’s shocked to discover the resort she booked is
actually a ramshackle little beachside hotel. At least the scenery is easy on
the eyes—as is the toned, laid-back snorkel instructor, “Dude.” After two weeks
of sun, serenity, and mind-blowing sex, she even accepts a job as the hotel’s
concierge. But what Amelia really wants is to relaunch the place completely.
And that means convincing the absentee Wall Street billionaire owner, Samuel
Kincaide, to take a chance on her.
Samuel has a plan, too: selling off
every last reminder of his former life and chilling all day, every day as his
slacker alter ego . . . Dude. He loves his romps in the ocean, and under the
sheets, with the feisty Amelia. If she discovers his true identity, her
boundless enthusiasm and innovative business plan will seriously diminish his
hammock time. But when Amelia runs into real trouble on the island, he’ll put
everything on the line to keep her safe. He just hopes that the woman who’s
falling for Dude will feel the same about Samuel.
**Advance Praise for Life’s a Beach**
“An unputdownable, laugh-out-loud
read, Life’s a Beach is filled with humor and heart.”—New York Times
bestselling author Cherry Adair
“I can’t remember the last book
that made me smile this much. Jamie Schmidt is ridiculously talented—she does
fun and flirty every bit as well as she does hot and sexy, with just right
amount of emotional punch.”—USA Today bestselling author Lauren Layne
Excerpt:
This couldn’t be
happening to her. When she’d seen the ad for the all-inclusive resort in Hawaii
last year, it had been like a dream come true. Fishing around under her desk,
Amelia pulled out the brochure. It was creased and wrinkled from her having
looked at it a million times. The hotel was shaped like a horseshoe around a
gigantic pool and tiki bar. The beach in the distance showed cerulean blue
waves with just a hint of whitecaps. She wanted to be on that beach so much,
her teeth ached.
“Can you have this
dry-cleaned?” A guest shoved a large plastic bag over the counter, knocking
over her pirate’s chest of wrapped candy.
“Sure,” Amelia
said, taking the bag. Once she got the guest’s room number and laundry
preferences, she tagged the bag and called in a pickup at one of the local
laundries. Then she booked a few more theater and dinner reservations and gave
out some walking maps of the city. By the time she got back to her brochure, it
was around three in the afternoon.
“Nine a.m. island
time,” she said, dialing the resort’s number.
It rang and rang.
No one picked up. No one picked up an hour later, either. Finally, around five
o’clock her time, a groggy voice drawled into the phone.
“Whatchu want?”
“Um, is this the
Palekaiko Beach Resort?”
“It is, sistah,”
the voice said in a warm, smiling voice that made her toes tingle. “What can I
do for you?”
She could almost
picture him leaning against a desk like hers. Only his view wasn’t icy sleet
and gray drabness, but lush greens and ocean blue. Shaking herself back into
the present, she said, “I need to change my reservation.”
“I’m sorry, but I
don’t know where Hani is right now.”
“Who’s Hani?” she
asked.
He yawned. “He’s
in charge of all that.”
“Who are you?”
“They call me
Dude.”
“Seriously?”
“Ya, as in I’m the
dude that teaches snorkeling. The phone was harshing my buzz, so I answered
it.”
“Isn’t it before
noon there?” Amelia was giddy at the thought of drinking before noon.
“It’s five o’clock
somewhere, sunshine.”
That it is. She
scowled at the mermaid clock on the wall. “Look, do you know when Hani will be
back?”
He sighed. “No. In
fact, I don’t see Kai or Makoa around either. Must’ve gone surfing.”
Amelia’s breath
caught. “How are the waves, there?”
“Here, we’ve got
some storm surge but down the coast there’s some beach break.”
“Are they . . .
gnarly?” Amelia tried out some slang.
His husky laugh
sent a shiver up her spine. “You should come see for yourself, sweet thing.”
There was one
little problem with that. Her excitement deflated like a balloon, complete with
the raspberry noise. “That’s actually the reason why I’m calling. I need to
switch dates on my reservation. I know it’s last-minute, but my boss canceled
my vacation.”
“Sounds like an
asshole.”
Vindication surged
through her and she looked quickly around, but the desk crew were the only ones
around. “He is,” she whispered. “He wants me to move my two-week vacation to
May.”
“Aw, honey, I’m
afraid we can’t do that.”
“Why not? It’s all
right if you have to charge me a fee.”
“Nah, you don’t understand.
We ain’t gonna be here in May.”
“What?” She heard
a screeching sound in her head.
“The big kahuna is
selling and the new owners will tear it down to build condos.”
“Oh, no!,” she
said. “Can I get my money back?”
“We can credit
your card.”
“No,” Amelia said.
“I paid by check. Monthly. For over a year. I sent in the last payment a month
ago.”
“Hm,” he said.
“Well, I’m sure something can be done. The kahuna is a big shot. If you write
him a letter, he can fix you up.”
Amelia’s hand was
shaking as she grabbed her pen. “What’s his name?”
“Samuel Kincaide.”
“I see.” She tried
to keep the tears out of her voice.
“Don’t cry,
wahine.”
She didn’t trust
her voice. “I d-don’t want my money back. I want to go on my dream vacation.”
“Then come on.”
“I’ll get in trouble,”
she said with a watery giggle.
“I get it,” Dude
said. “But your kahuna sounds like a grade-A prick.”
“So does yours.”
He barked out a
loud laugh. “I tell you what—you come on down and I’ll buy you a drink.”
She sniffled.
“What’s the weather like down there?”
“It’s a little
chilly today. It’s about seventy-five.”
Amelia bit back a
moan. Seventy-five! She had a cute little sundress all picked out that would be
perfect with a little lacy shawl.
“But that’s
because of the wind. Once the wind dies down later this afternoon should be
about ninety.”
This time she did
let out a moan.
“Where are you
calling from?” he asked, his voice sounding like honey over gravel.
“Manhattan.”
“Sistah, get on
the plane.” He chuckled. “That’s a no-brainer.”
“What’s the worst
he can do?” Amelia said, almost to herself.
“Are you a
doctor?”
“Doctor?” She
huffed in surprise. “No, I’m a concierge.”
“So no one’s life
depends on you while you’re on vacation?”
“I don’t even have
a cat.”
“If he fires you,
can you survive?”
Amelia thought
about it. Jay might be pissed. Although, truth be told, he really didn’t care
about stuff like that. That’s what she liked about him. There were no problems,
no troubles. In fact, he had asked her to move in when she didn’t have a job,
so it probably wouldn’t be that big a deal. If worse came to worst, they’d eat
ramen noodles for a few months until she got into another hotel. They could
rekindle their relationship over a shared misery and look over the pictures of
their once-in-a-lifetime vacation.
“Sistah, you still
there?”
“Unfortunately.”
She sighed.
“Look, you gotta
do what you gotta do. I’ll make sure the kahuna gives you all your money back.
He listens to me. You got no worries. You make sure you have no regrets.”
“Thanks,” she
said. While the phone was cradled between her neck and shoulders, she rubbed
her arms to stave off the chill as she stared dejectedly out the window. The
sleet just kept coming down in gray icy waves. “I really appreciate that.”
“I got to tell
you, though, that I’ve got a bucket of Coronas just waitin’ to be shared. I’ll
even throw in a free snorkel lesson. Come find me.”
“Where are you
going to be?” Her mouth curved into a smile.
“In my hammock.
Just ask for Dude.”
“Dude?”
“Yes, sweet
thing?”
“I’ll see you
tomorrow.”
“That’s my girl.”
Amelia hung up and
started shaking her head. Mr. Kensington would be disappointed, but he wouldn’t
really fire her, right? She was the only experienced concierge he had, and she
was a hard worker. She always picked up extra shifts and never complained. So
he’d have to hire a temp, or get one of the desk staff to fill in for a few
days. Most of them were native New Yorkers and could recommend restaurants. All
of her contacts for shows and tours were on the computer. It was just customer
service. She’d even stay extra late tonight to help train them. And she’d only
be gone two weeks. It was only right that she took the vacation that had been
booked and approved a year ago. She’d earned it. And she and Jay needed it. She
couldn’t even remember the last time they’d had sex. Amelia needed to put her
relationship first. Straightening her shoulders, she marched into Kensington’s
office to tell him the bad news.
Amelia trudged to
the bus stop with all of her personal belongings in a large plastic garbage
bag. She no longer cared about avoiding icy puddles, because she was already
soaked through.
By the time she
got off at her stop, Zarafina was long gone, and the café where Quinn worked
was closed. Too bad—she could have used another shot of caffeine. It felt like
it was taking an eternity to get to her apartment. All she wanted was a nice
hot shower and to put on soft wool socks. She’d tell Jay about losing her job
after Maui. No sense ruining his fun. And if she started to stress, she’d just
order more rum drinks. She deserved this vacation.
“I can’t believe
that rat fink Kensington fired me,.” she told her reflection in the elevator.
Opening the door
to her apartment, she dumped her belongings on the floor. Crap, she
thought—she’d forgotten to pick up dinner. When she didn’t bring home dinner,
Jay got cranky. Oh, well, they’d have to get delivery tonight. Thai sounded
good. Or maybe a nice hot steaming bowl of pho? Squishing toward the bedroom,
she heard loud moaning sounds.
“Yes, yes, yes!”
Great. Jay’s watching
porn in surround sound again.
Shaking her head,
she pushed open the bedroom door. Whatever witty remark she had prepared died
when she realized it was live action instead of Internet porn.
Quinn in all her
naked glory was bouncing on top of Jay, whose fingers were biting into Quinn’s
butt so hard, he was going to leave marks.
Amelia’s feet were
frozen in place. She opened her mouth to speak, but nothing came out. Tears
pricked at the corners of her eyes, but as she helplessly watched Quinn working
toward orgasm, she wasn’t surprised.
Hurt. Betrayed.
Pissed. But not surprised.
Is it wrong that
I’m madder about losing my morning coffee?
Quinn’s head
tilted back as she spewed a litany of swear words. Jay lay flat on his back
with his eyes closed and let her do all the work.
Typical.
It was then she
realized that her relationship had problems that even Maui couldn’t solve. She
didn’t love Jay; otherwise she’d be more upset. He didn’t love her; otherwise
he wouldn’t be banging the barista.
“You’re going to
put somebody’s eye out with those,” Amelia said, finding her voice as Quinn’s
big breasts heaved up and down.
Quinn shrieked and
tried to cover up.
Jay pushed her
over and sat up. “Babe, you’re home early.”
About
the Author:
USA Today bestselling author, Jamie
K. Schmidt, writes erotic contemporary love stories and paranormal
romances. Her Club Inferno series from
Random House’s Loveswept line has hit both the Amazon and Barnes & Noble
top one hundred lists. She has two
other series with Loveswept: Hawaii Heat, in which the first book Life’s A
Beach will be out in January 2016, and The Sentinels of Babylon, about members
of vigilante Motorcycle Club and their old ladies, which is scheduled for
summer 2016. Her dragon paranormal romance series from Entangled Publishing,
has been called “fun and quirky” and “endearing.” Partnered with New York Times
bestselling author and former porn actress, Jenna Jameson, Jamie’s hardcover
debut, SPICE, continues Jenna’s FATE trilogy.
An avid knitter and jewelry maker,
Jamie is never bored. She can often be
found with a mug of tea on the computer flanked by her little dogs & fluffy
white cat.
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